Jill and John Vito have also arrived at the Detour, and they too go for the bikes and take off riding.
Teri and Ian arrive at the rooftop pit stop. Congratulations, Asshat, you are team number one. And the only positive thing I can say about that is that it is only thirty-nine minutes into the show, and I don't have to watch you for one minute longer this week. What's funny is that they both start to awkwardly shake hands with each other when they're told they're number one, and then they both apparently decide that it will look weird if they don't hug, which they then do. Phil tells them that for winning this leg, they've both won Easy-Share cameras that they will be able to throw at each other when the race is over. Wearing his diplomatic face, Phil asks them to comment on their strategy. Teri, apparently unaware that they are taped at times other than at the pit stops, tells him that while she and Ian may bicker and "talk nasty," they ultimately pull together. Of course, Ian made it clear earlier in the leg that he knows absolutely nothing about pulling together, so she's...just wrong. Oh, and Ian says, "We're a team," which is diametrically opposed to both his "I'm the pilot" remark and his "when I make a decision, it's a decision" remark. Phil is briefly shown looking at them with an expression that says exactly the following: "I am too polite to laugh out loud in your face." Asshat is officially my least favorite team on this show ever. Yes, they're worse than Wil and Tara. At least Wil and Tara were mildly amusing, in a train-wreck sort of way. This just hurts to watch.
FloZach takes the rubbing of the clue. Flo, overly nervous as usual, is immediately upset by her inability to understand the clue. Dude. It's in Arabic. Calm down and get it read to you. They take off, and Jill and John Vito are on their way shortly thereafter, and finish the rubbing in a jiff. FloZach has the clue translated for them, and now that they understand it's a café, Flo manages to chill. They get a taxi, and the driver tells them it's about fifteen minutes to the café.
Firecop and Derek and Drew are on their way to the café. Man, the editing is making the timing really hard to follow. I feel like we haven't seen these teams in years. As Firecop explains that they're in traveling with the twins, we see the twins in their cab. They're all scruffy, and haven't shaved, and...BAH! Sorry. Drifting off there just a little bit. At any rate, they also show Ken and Gerard on the way to the café here, and if I'm not mistaken, they have to be significantly behind at this point, so I think this is all cut together a little funny.