Amazing Race
Amazing Race

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Clueless, On Several Fronts

Rob (not Jesus) is stopping a couple of cars to ask directions, and it appears that he learns fairly quickly that they're not pointed in the right way. Meanwhile, Uchenna and Joyce get a beautiful view of the ocean while heading to the fishery. Eric and Pink and Team Guido are following closely. "Rob is not here!" Joe happily notes, kind of stepping on his own Jesus point. When these three teams get to the clue box, the clue they retrieve is a Roadblock. In this one, you go into a big tank with eighty very flat (live) fish on the bottom, and you lift them and put them into a plastic bucket, then carry them to a holding tank in batches. You have to move all eighty fish before you're done. And then, when you have all the fish out, your clue is written on the bottom of the tank. Now: you are at a fishery. The clue talks about a "slippery situation." Do you think this might involve touching fish? One would think perhaps a fish-hater should avoid this, no? Pink takes it for her team, and Uchenna takes it, and Joe. Pink looks into the tank and declares, "This is disgusting." I don't think this will go well. She asks how many she has to do, and she's horrified to learn that she has to move all of them. "There's, like, a hundred of them in here!" Uchenna exclaims.

Pink reaches down and touches a fish, and then she recoils and shrieks. Eric starts yelling at her, to the point where it makes Bill uncomfortable, and he says, "Be nice." She keeps shrieking and whimpering. "GRAB 'EM! QUIT BEING A BABY!" he yells. "I HATE FISH!" she yells. "PICK IT UP!" he orders. She keeps saying she can't, he keeps bellowing at her. Uchenna and Joe, on the other hand, are now placing the fish into the bucket. Finally, Pink picks one up and puts it into the bin, so she has a chance to learn that the fish won't actually eat her, or whatever it is that she's afraid of. Bill and Joyce both start reminding Joe and Uchenna to move the fish they have to the holding tank. All three Roadblockers are now on the way to the holding tank, and Pink is still whining and crying because of the FISH of which she is TERRIFIED. They dump the fish, as Eric laments that he "should have done this one." I feel him, but... Pink has to do some things sometime. She already chickened out of the mental Roadblock they did last week; if she doesn't want to do physical tasks and she doesn't want to do mental tasks, that pretty much leaves piscine tasks, unless she wants to wait around for cuticle trimming.

Amazing Race

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