Aaaanyway, the Chipsters arrive at the hill in their taxi, with Chip offering the driver what appears to be the least welcome hug since Chris showed some love to that poor greeter in Africa. The driver is all, "Whatever, pretty boy."
Russell and Cindy are hiking all over the place for some reason, having apparently gone the completely wrong way out of the hotel. Not great navigators, these two. He announces that he's "making an executive decision" about where they're going. Well, you're doing great so far, Lee Iacocca, so keep it up.
Chipsters. Hill. Double-axel. AAAAAAAAAH! Clue.
Back at the Calalzo train station, Dave and AirSteve drag themselves out of their cab, with "Dueling Banjos" playing on their ACLs. The Sister-Kissers and Monica and Sheree are already waiting.