Commercials. I'm not sure I understand this Mike's Hard Lemonade campaign. I now associate this particular product with unappealing, stupid, unfunny commercials that are trying to amuse me but don't. It's like it's the [THUNK] of alcoholic beverages. Shut up, Mike's Hard Lemonade.
Chris and Alex get a guy to give them some directions. Cha-Cha-Cha is navigating. Meanwhile, the Teeth find the Roadblock at 4Track Adventures. As Phil explains, the team member who takes it has to jump on an ATV and drive a little course that leads to a beach. Then you gun it down the beach to the next clue, grab the clue, and take it back to your partner. Paige takes it for the Teeth. "Okay, Paiger, you're the one," Blake says. She suits up, and it's another blue jumpsuit, believe it or not. She also gets a helmet. Men swoon.
Chris and Alex get their directions and haul ass to their camper, yelling "chee-ahs" to the guy as they go. Heh.
Back to Blake, who says to the camera solemnly that "when the pressure's on, Paige is tough." She drives off in her little ATV. He tells her to go "nice and slow." Huh? She voices over that she has "no fear of speed" and "was flying through those trails," over footage of her not at all flying, but more puttering along. I mean, she's not crawling, but she's certainly not going particularly fast in the shots they show us. Boston drives up, and Alex takes it for them.
Cha-Cha-Cha approaches. Danny takes the Roadblock, putting his suit on over his pink shirt with the glittery word "Weirdo" on it. He zooms off.
Paige goes through some water. Alex is following, and he does actually look like he's going pretty fast. He almost stalls out in the water, but gets himself going again. Danny hoots as he goes through the course. Paige approaches the beach, followed by Alex. Danny gets through the water just fine, with an open-mouthed grin of pure enjoyment.
Back at the beach, a poor little bird scurries away from the approaching vehicles. Bird: "Wait, wait, wait, I'm going, I'm going!" Paige and Alex zoom down the beach. Danny, meanwhile, has gotten stuck on the last hill coming up to the beach, and he's spinning his wheels. Up at the end of the course, Oswald lounges with Chris and Blake. "See what a friend does?" he says. "I let him go for the easy ones." Man, I hope that's a joke, Oswald. Danny backs down the hill so he can take another run at it. Paige makes it to the clue, which tells her to drive back to her partner, and then get to the pit stop at the Warbirds hangar. Phil and his blue shirt explain that the last team to arrive will be eliminated. Sniff.