When we return from commercials, the *wins are still looking for a cabbie to lead them and the *lyns to the tank school. Finally, they find a guy and are on their way. "We still think that we can catch Rob and Kim," Erwin says from the back seat. Well, I think I can catch a cold from going outside with my hair wet; doesn't make it true.
Meanwhile, up at the tank school, the BQs and A(AM!)s have arrived, and they hit the clue box. They open it, and it's a Roadblock. "Who's ready to take command?" it reads. Phil explains that, unsurprisingly, they've come to the tank school to drive a tank. Well, one of them has. The other one has come to the tank school to stand around. The Roadblocker has to take the tank through a 1.2-mile obstacle course, and when they're done, an officer will hand over the clue. On tap for the tank Roadblock are Dustin and James. The two climb into their tanks, and a few friendly soldiers give them instructions on how to run them. Yeesh. That seems like a tall order for an amateur. I guess if we can have 17-year-old high-school punk-asses driving Corolla-crushing Humvees, this isn't any worse. Off my lawn!