"We got here before you! You Yielded us!" Joseph hollers. Heh. Snotty, but I think he's hardly the only one among us who wouldn't be able to resist, all things considered. Tyler wants to shake hands, and Joseph does shake hands, but Monica -- who spent the early part of this leg having seventh-grade locker-room bullshit said about her, you'll recall -- wants no part of it. Phil checks in Eric and Jeremy as team number two, MoJo as team number three, and BJ and Tyler in last. However, they're not eliminated, once again. Phil wants all their money. BJ is in just underwear or a bathing suit or whatever, and he doesn't even have shoes. Phil asks about the way the race is going here at the end, and Monica says that she and Joseph, at least, aren't trying to play "mind games," or "starting rumors and being nasty." Tyler starts to try to address this, but since it's all true, he can't, really, so BJ jumps in and says "there were no mind games." And...dude. Starting shit between her and her boyfriend over another guy just to stir up trouble is what "mind games" means in this context, and again, if you're going to do it, just do it, and don't act like you don't do it. Monica insists that being Yielded just "lit [their] fire" for the race.

BJ gives a brave speech, but he still is a man with no shoes.

Executive Producer: Jerry Bruckheimer.

Next week: Thailand. Monkeys! Monkeys eating! Breaking clay pots! MoJo bickering and getting frustrated! Home stretch, y'all.