By the way, you are correct if you are thinking that approximately one-third of the level of difficulty in this recap is carefully not uniting the words "camel" and "jockey." The show, I would note, does the same.

We now check in with Mary and Dave, looking along Damascus Street for the water towers. Mary sees them, and then we are on the mat with Phil. They run to the mat. Welcome, Mary and Dave. You are team number one! So there will be no penalty for Mary and Dave. They share a hug. Phil congratulates them on overcoming the whole "marked for elimination" thing. They've also won a trip to Jamaica, where they'll get massages and go tubing. They react a little... mildly to this news, but I think they may just be worn out. And, you know, half-burnt from the fire. Mary, of course, happily credits the *wins for making it possible for her and Dave to do the Fast Forward. "Awesome people like you've never met in your life," she says. I have this vision of Mary being all, "Dave, we are moving to Korea! Can you believe how nice Asian people are?"

Rob and Kimberly, Dustin and Kandice, and the *wins are all sort of near each other, hunting for the marked shop. They're all lost, but then Rob finds it, so he and Kimberly manage to get their clue. He immediately starts hassling her to get the hell out of the shop as soon as possible so that nobody sees them. He is a tiny bit overwound at the moment. The BQs still can't find the stall, but here are Peter and Sarah, who have shown up and found it, so they're ready to go. As they head out, they run into the *wins, and Peter tells Sarah to hide the clue. He tells the *wins they don't have it yet, and says they're just going back to their car because they're illegally parked. I have to say, that struck me as a relatively clever lie, all things considered, for a guy who was put in the position of explaining why he's heading away from the area where everyone thinks the clue is if you don't, in fact, have your clue. Of course, despite the fact that I think it's a relatively good lie, the *wins totally don't go for it, and they quickly find the shop where the clue is. They want to do the ten bags of feed. I am officially more gullible than Erwin and Godwin, and I think that means I need to make sure I don't click on any email links I don't immediately recognize.