Amazing Race

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M. Giant: B+ | 882 USERS: B-
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Jen and Jaime both seem to finish at about the same time, so they board their main raft to return to the shore with their partners. "I smell stanky now," Jaime says. Kisha and Jen are once again "currently in first place" as they turn in their fish and get their next clue.

Now it's off to the "Ancient South Gate," a thousand-year-old structure near their next clue. The sisters' driver knows where it is. "My ass is wet," Jen says as they get in their cab. Of Luke's injury out on the water, Jen says, "I really believe in karma. There's a replay of the bite, and Jen says, "It was extremely bad sportsmanship." Does she mean the elbow, the bitch-calling, or the biting?

Jaime and Cara get in their cab, and Jamie happily says, "She gets it now!" As they drive along, Jaime says, "I'm excited, because our taxi driver has now realized we're in a race. It's amazing how much faster her taxi seems to go." Cara needs to start every leg with an affirmation.

Luke finishes the Road Block next, and he talks some more about the avian attack he suffered as they ride back to shore. Tammy, who got there first, still has only nine fish. And what's worse is that her bird has flown the coop. "We need the bird to come back! They're so disobedient!" Victor cries. Try some more Mandarin.

Mark and Michael have their customers bent over a trough to rinse their hair. Then it's a quick towel-dry, and the salon employee presents them with their clue sending them to Bridge #24. Back to their cab. "That was fun," Mark chuckles. For you maybe, but the lady you just beat up is going to have PTSD flashbacks every time she sees a bottle of Suave for the rest of her life.

Tammy manages to lure her bird back with a combination of fish and Mandarin, and she finishes the task. In a solo interview, Victor says they do better when they work together as a team. Points to him for learning from his mistakes. They head back to shore, and pass Margie and Luke so quickly that they think they haven't done it yet. "Just like cab drivers, we get the slow boat drivers too," Margie says. Indeed, the siblings get their clue in third place. As they get back in their cab, Victor tells Margie and Luke's driver, "You guys drive slower! You are driving too fast!" I think he's joking, and even if he isn't, he has to know it wouldn't work anyway. And it doesn't, when Margie and Luke take off in fourth. "That was fun, until the bird bit me," Luke says.

Amazing Race

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