The ironing is still going on at the laundry. Christy talks about how the clothes they've finished with are looking better than anything they've worn in three weeks. Andrew's laundrywoman holds up an article wordlessly, and he protests, "That one won't come out! I've tried it twice." She is not impressed. Hearing his complaints, Dallas remarks that he doesn't know any frat guys who iron shirts. As if in response, Dan says that between this and "putting flowers [sic] on a necklace," this is the lesser of two evils. Although I don't think we can be sure of that, unless we were to see them attempt both tasks and measure which one caused Dan to act the most like a whiny bitch. I'm actually guessing it would be a tie. Kelly and Christy finish up, and head off to the Pit Stop.

Back at the banquet hall, Terence and Sarah again penetrate the entryway crowd to return to the table with the necklaces, and get to work stapling notes to one, using the necklace on the mannequin as a guide for which notes to put where. I'm still bitter that it's even there. Outside, Tina and Ken seem to finally be making some progress at getting change.

And Kelly and Christy are team number two. They jump up and down, screaming and hugging each other happily at their best finish yet. And they did it without pants!

Terence and Sarah head downstairs, where total chaos greets them. If the crowd out front was Bourbon Street, this is Bourbon Street in your basement. Now they need to find "one of the grooms." Behind them, upstairs, Tina shuts Ken out of the necklace-making process entirely. Given their conversation in the cab earlier, that's probably a wise move.

Toni and Dallas finish their ironing, and are off to the Pit Stop in third place. That leaves Dan to bemoan their bad luck some more. "Just keep going," Andrew tells him. Andrew appears to be the only one of them who is aware that he signed up for The Amazing Race, whereas Dan seems to think he's on The Amazing Pity Party. Which, as everyone knows, is on MTV.