Victoria stomps off, still crying hard. Phil calls after her, but she doesn't stop. Jonathan tells Phil, "She's gotta live with her choices." Yeah and the hardest one to live with is the one with blue hair. Phil just tells him, "Jonathan, I think you probably should go and talk to Victoria." Victoria looks like she's seriously considering whether a million dollars is worth spending one more second with that asshelmet. Jonathan takes Phil's suggestion, and goes over to bitch at Victoria in a more reasonable tone of voice. I don't think that's what Phil meant. But congratulations, Jonathan. Your brilliant strategy of totally destroying your partner's morale has succeeded admirably. And all this -- not over the million dollars, not over avoiding elimination, but over winning one measly leg. Jonathan is a fuckstick. Of course, that could be just the editing.
Lori and Bolo finally make it to the Roadblock on foot. Lori drives the soapbox racer. Bolo cheers her down the course, while she pretends not to be having fun. That would totally ruin her sour mood, after all. She finishes in about thirty-five seconds (although the clock keeps ticking after she crosses the line) and they're off to the pit stop.
Don and MJ arrive at the Roadblock. MJ also finishes in thirty-five seconds, but she can't seem to get her racer stopped. It buries itself in the hay bales at the end of the course. Crashing minor chords of a minor crash. Hay flies everywhere. Ooh, I think I saw Kristy and Lena's clue! MJ looks a little shaken as Don cackles happily. They leave for the pit stop as the caption says, "Don and Mary Jane: Currently in Last Place." I wonder why they still have the "Currently" in there, but then I realize that the guy who does the captions probably has a macro programmed.