Liz & Marie make their "Second Trip to the Orphanage." In the cab headed there, Ethan talks about how cool it is that they get to raise money for an orphanage, and "that's what I'm all about." So he should be happy to give the whole team's money away to them then, right?" But no, he and Jenna miss the sign too. Jenna's had a few things to say about that if you know where to look, but I'm just here to recap the show, folks.

Laurence and Zac learn that they're the eighth team to arrive, and are pretty happy not to be in the bottom two. That is, until Phil whips out the dreaded "however," which is when the father and son learn that because of the screw-ups of "some of the other teams," they're officially team number two. Even better!

On the return rush to the orphanage, Sandy and Jeremy are catching up to Bill & Cathi. They pass them up before reaching it, and divest themselves right before Bill and Cathi do. Another lucky thing for this orphanage is that it's getting almost twice as much screentime as it was supposed to.

Here at the mat are Ethan and Jenna, who admit that no, they didn't hand over all their money, so they have to go back. Which they do, as Ethan wonders how that happens and Jenna says, "Life sucks, we just have to beat two other teams." Which is becoming an increasingly tall order.

Kaylani and Lisa present themselves at the mat, and Phil somberly tells them, "Unfortunately you're the tenth team to arrive. And you know that this is a double elimination leg?" They're starting to blink back tears of defeat when Phil tells them, "But because you guys did what you were meant to do, you are now officially team number three. And you are still in the Amazing Race." They hug as Kaylani tells Phil, "I hate you for doing that." Funny, I feel the opposite.