MONDO EXTRAS

For her part, Amber receives a note and a gift. When she reads the card out loud, she does it with a full-on low-quality imitation of Rob's accent, which is sort of goofy and endearing. It ends, "Love you with all my haht, forevah and evah...and evah." When she opens the earrings, she gives a happy, "Oh, my God."

Rob's room of preparation. There is a knock at the door. One of Rob's buddies gives a shrill cry of "Housekeeping!", which...never mind. The point is that they stroll in, and the crowd is truly beginning to gather. Amber and her bridesmaids have their hair and makeup done as Amber talks about how easy it all is for guys, who don't have to worry about all this crap. By way of illustration of her point, we see that the guys are playing some kind of a dice game. Being a boy is easy!

But not for CC, who is outside getting things set for the reception.

The bridesmaids declare that they love their dresses, which bridesmaids always do, and which they never mean. Ever.

CC continues to build. He talks about a rear-projection system that really sounds like it's going to be insane. Oh, and he's perfecting the "metallic turquoise dance floor." Wait, what kind of a wedding is this? Oh, yeah. The TV kind. CC explains that when Rob and Amber first enter, they'll be led by BeBe Winans and a gospel choir. So that's what they're getting instead of the other 300 guests they know personally and wanted to invite, I guess. CC says he "love[s] drama."

The bridesmaids put on their shoes. Rob's groomsmen unwrap their gifts. They do a good job of making sure you can't actually see what they are, except that they're from Tommy Bahama. Watches? Pendants? Anyway, it's something they'll never wear. Colin, for his part, goes to see Amber in her dress and is shocked and pleased at how nice it is. He's even all nice to Arlette, even though she doesn't usually deal exclusively in the famous. He tells us that he was "blown away" by the dress. He also assures Amber that Rob looks awesome. The bridal party strolls toward the wedding site as Amber talks about how excited she is, and about how great it is to have people care so much about her and want to see her all day.