Amazing Race
Amazing Race

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Miss Alli: B- | 605 USERS: C+
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The many fish of Italy

Ray and Yolanda drop off their swordfish and get their Siracusa clue. They get directions and leave town. Dave and Lori exchange a few more "I love you" platitudes along the way, the better to forget about the giant fish and whatnot, and then they drop off their fish and take the Siracusa clue. They buy a map and leave.

Eric calls Jeremy a pansy, and that causes Jeremy to score. Story of their lives, no? They get their clue just as BJ and Tyler are approaching. Phil explains that the clue says that they have to travel on foot through the streets to the pit stop, which is at a natural spring apparently important in Greek mythology. Not as important as scoring, of course. Nothing is up there with scoring.

BJ takes the Roadblock for his team. The players hand over the ball to him, and he lobs it, and they get their clue. This is not interesting. This is C-SPAN-company-picnic levels of "not interesting."

Now, the entire Choad Family is running for the pit stop.

Fran and Barry and Joseph and Monica are on their way to the Roadblock clue. Joseph and Barry take the task for their teams. Despite how incredibly easy the task is, Barry is immediately in trouble, and Fran starts talking to Monica about how bad he is at it. His first shot is, to put it kindly, an airball.

Choad Family. Asking directions, running, running, running. And then we are at the pit stop, where a large band is playing energetic, upbeat music and Phil is waiting. Eric and Jeremy run up to the mat first. They call him "Big Philly Style" again. Welcome, you are team number one. You have won a cruise for two! And they will enjoy it, I think. Phil tells them that they smell bad, and Jeremy says their new cologne is called "Sword." Not that I'm surprised they'd want their cologne to cry out "Hey, Pointy!", but it's still depressing every time they do that.

Amazing Race

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