But enough with relentlessly classy people -- let's get back to the finalists, whee! Reichen says that the competition is severe. Jeff says that everybody who doesn't win gets nothing. Kelly says her eagle eye is watching out for the Chipsters. Chip promises "pushing and shoving," while Reichen offers "clawing and ripping at each other." Chicka-bamp. "You haven't seen anything yet," says David.
Executive Producer? Jerry Bruckheimer.
Next week: Kangaroos. Arguing. Spaghetti straps (Kelly only). Threatened punching. Horses. Helmets. Chip running over Reichen's foot with the car. Bad navigation. A buggy overturned. It's almost over now, folks, so if you haven't made your plans for the finals, it's time to make them now.