Amazing Race
Amazing Race

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Miss Alli: C+ | 521 USERS: C+
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Rotten to the Corsica

Commercials. Do happy cows really make better cheese? That would be interesting, if it were true. I kind of think it probably isn't.

Spazpants. Victoria yells at Jonathan that "this was a total loser of a Detour." Well...yeah. It would seem. Unfortunately for all of us, when they head for another buoy and Jonathan turns that one over, it has a clue attached. So they're done. And not in the good way. They review the Zilia clue.

On the wall, people are still rappelling down the wall as Jonathan and Victoria return in their boat. So when Jonathan sees this, he knows that he and Victoria are still in the race, and the machinations of Satan are continuing unabated. Kris and Jon rappel, then Lori and Bolo, and those teams are away. Hayden, however, struggles with the rappel, immediately conking herself into the side of the wall. "Aaron," she whimpers. Not at all something I found funny. Just not at all. Especially the part where her ass conked into the bricks. Reeeeally sad. I didn't laugh. Well, I didn't mean to laugh.

Nuance is first to arrive at the vineyard where the next clue is located, and to no one's surprise, it's a Roadblock. Phil gives the lowdown, including the reminder that no one can do more than six Roadblocks in the race, a factor that's going to start coming into play a little more seriously in the next couple of legs here. In this Roadblock, a team member has to stomp a barrel of grapes, as Phil puts it, "with only their feet." The juice will run out of a little funnel on the side of the barrel, and the Roadblocker has to bend down and switch out five wine bottles as they fill up with juice one at a time. When all the bottles are full, they'll have to drink a glass of the juice, and then they can leave. Kendra takes the Roadblock and runs down a row of grapes to the guy guarding the barrels of grapes. She sets up the first bottle, Freddy says, "Stomp away, baby," and she climbs up and over. As she jumps up and down as fast as she possibly can in her little black tank top, it becomes obvious that one of the selling points for this particular Roadblock was probably the potential for the women to shake their boobs. It's the same reason they have so often considered "Braless Jog" as a Roadblock.

Back at the rappel, Aaron assures us that while Hayden had a freak-out at the top of the rappel, he's sure she'll pull it together. We see that she is indeed making it to the bottom of the wall, so that's good, at least.

Amazing Race

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