Lori and Bolo are the first to rip the clue, and it tells them to fly to Ajaccio, located on the island of Corsica. Phil explains that this is a hop of more than 1300 miles, and that Corsica is a French island, in case you didn't know. Which you probably did, because you are a smarty, unlike Jonathan, who thinks it's in Italy. You only know this if you watched the Insider videos, which I normally don't think are that big a draw, but when they involve Jonathan not knowing what fucking country he's in and Phil going to a lot of trouble to mock him for it? Awesome. And totally worth watching. Anyway, when they get to Ajaccio, they will have to find their way four miles to a house, and then to a room where Napoleon was born. There, the real Napoleon, brought back from the dead using batteries and rubbing alcohol, will give them their clue. Everyone finishes the clue-reading, and finds their way out of the tunnels. Hayden and Aaron get to their cab first, but they decide to wait for Freddy and Kendra before they leave. After Lori and Bolo and Hornio have left, Nuance emerges and the Model (?) Alliance takes off. Everyone's going to the airport. Hayden ensures that the driver knows where they're going by making flapping motions that stand for "airplane." I don't want to pick on her flair for charades, but she's lucky they didn't end up at a turkey farm.
Episode Report CardMiss Alli: C+ | 494 USERS: C+
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