The first shuttle departs, as El Hornio looks on unhappily with great envy. Kris and Jon hug, saying that they wish they were on the first one. I'm sure the hugging eases the pain. If I were his girlfriend, I'd do that all the time, too. "I am sad! Give me a huuuug!"
BUMP-BUMP-BUMP! Here we are with Spazpants, looking for the glacier. Victoria tries to provide some guidance from the map, and Jonathan says that she's "so, so wrong." Brilliantly, the editors include him saying, "You need to figure out where your boundaries are," which Jonathan says apparently without irony, unaware that if she had any ability to do that, she would most likely vanish in a puff of smoke, leaving him all alone with nothing to console him but his blue hair and his fantasies of being a "superhero." As she gets out and asks directions, he casually tells her he's getting a divorce. You can almost hear her family screaming in excitement and wondering whether that comment was a legally enforceable promise of any kind. He snatches the map away from her, and the two of them go and "listen" to a local give them directions.
Shuttle #1 heads for the glacier edge.
Gus and Hera slowpoke it toward the glacier. Also lost is Nuance, who started out doing so well. Freddy says that Kendra "loves to have her way," and that sometimes, "it's frustrating." I have to say, they have some of the blandest couple quotes ever. I'm waiting for one of them to refer to the other one as "a rock." Without using the words "dumb as," of course. MJ is busy telling Don that she really hopes they're almost there. He apologizes to some...sheep?...that they chase off the road. I swear, I sometimes think we are creating a world full of annoyed animals. Don't say I didn't warn you when a cow comes for your ass with a baseball bat all, "WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY THE STEAK?" Speaking of annoyed, MJ has had enough wandering around. "If we're lost again, I'm jumping off a bridge," she says. Of course, she may be jumping off a bridge at some point anyway.
Avi and Joe prepare to leave on their shuttle with Kris and Jon and Hornio. They leave, and then we see Spazpants zoom up. They'll be on the third of four shuttles. "So we're screwed," says Jonathan. Well, exactly. It's all over. Quit now! You might as well! He does not take my advice. Gus and Hera come in for the second spot on the third shuttle, and Nuance takes the last one.