Spazpants throws their bags into the back of their SUV and gets going. He gets pissed at her when she doesn't immediately spot the waterfall on the map. She tosses him the map, and of course, he's upset with her etiquette for throwing it. Lori and Bolo ask directions from some locals, after asking them out the window, "Are you locals?" Something about that just cracked me up. It's like they're comparing the people to pictures in a field guide, going, "Would you be the friendly locals we've heard so much about?" Fortunately, their chosen local does not object to the characterization, and does give them some helpful directions. Hornio, on the other hand, drives past a sign that shows the 1 dead ahead, as El Hornio snaps, "Figure it out, Rebecca." But she's busy being all touristy. "It's very Scottish-feeling here, you notice that? It's very ominous, and there's that mist sort of lingering on the ground..." El Hornio tells her that she should be reading the signs instead of sitting there with her "thumb up [her] ass, talking about Scotland, where [they're] not." Heh. She tells him, "It doesn't matter what the signs say anyway; I can't read them!" But -- but -- you could probably have read the one with the big arrow and the "1" on it, couldn't you? If not, this is going to be a very long race for you. Or, I should say, a very short race.
Kris and Jon get going, and she starts out to bluff her way through the name of the falls, and then gives up and starts laughing. Gus and Hera leave in 10th place, and Avi and Joe in 11th. Avi explains that he and Joe have "complementary skills," because he is logical, and Joe is creative. Avi does make me laugh when he starts singing, for no apparent reason, "New York Jeeeews in Iceland...New York Jeeeews in Iceland." It's like a free cabaret show. Hey, I never said I wasn't a cheap date.
Kendra, in her red do-rag, tells Freddy that there isn't actually any indication of the waterfalls themselves on the map, and elsewhere, Kristy is likewise beginning to wonder about the absolute lack of...well, anything. Lena insists that it's all fine: "There's no way we can screw up on this; we'd have to be total idiots." Oh, that's not a good thing to do. Don and MJ pull over to the bump-bump-bumping Love Theme From Drunken Icelanders, and they ask which way to the waterfall, and their locals try to offer some directions. But when they're done, Don says, "I think they're all ripped." HA! He and MJ marvel at the apparent intoxication among the citizenry as they drive around. That's awesome. Maybe it's a college town.
Meredith and Maria aren't even sure they have the right highway yet. Elsewhere, Spazpants is in turmoil as Jonathan screeches at Victoria about how "there's no teeeeam here!" Gee, I wonder why. Maybe he hasn't yelled "WOOO!" enough. "Shut up, Jon, I can't take your whining!" Victoria...well, whines. "My whining?" he asks incredulously. "It is your incompetency at this point." She tries to explain something or other to him, and all of a sudden, he explodes: "I don't know! I'm not reading the map!" Wow. I think his ox is already broken, figuratively speaking, and it's really early in the season.