At last, here are Chad and Stephanie, and they are summarily Philiminated. Phil asks if the U-Turn was a surprise, and Chad says it wasn't. "Nat and Kat, they beat us to it, so touchĂ© to them." At least he's not being a whiny hypocrite about it.
Final interviews: Chad says, "Even though we didn't win the million, I still feel like a very, very rich man." He says he got the greatest prize, namely being "engaged to a wonderful, wonderful woman." All Stephanie gets to say is that he's going to make her cry. Yes. Yes, he is.
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