Josh & Brent are done having eggs cooked on their heads, so now they have to eat them doused in hot sauce. Could be worse -- there could be no hot sauce. Brent even licks his plate. "We're farmers, we know fresh eggs and these were laid this morning," Josh interviews approvingly. They're done with the Detour in fifth place and on their way to Parliman POS. This whole leg is kind of a POS.

The Chippendales and Team Metal seem to be arriving at the school around the same time, but Jaymes and James rush in to the mat while James and Abba are still wandering lost around the campus. So that's another third-place finish for the Chippendales, and then Team Metal checks in as team number four. Phil reads the message Abba's spelled out on his shirt in masking tape: "BE DIPHERENT HI FIL!" Phil cackles appreciatively, clearly thinking that's pretty phunny. Abba reiterates, "We don't need the validation of the group." Phil plays along, remarking that they're doing their own thing. "We have to win the race. They're not going to win the race for us," Abba says. Neither will you guys, I'm thinking.

On the second train, some of the four straggler teams are fretting about the upcoming U-Turn, just as we see Josh and Brent passing up the chance to use it. "We've given our word to everybody, we're not U-Turning," Brent adds unnecessarily. On the train, Will is saying he doesn't mind U-Turning someone as long as they're not ahead of him. "Obviously. They can't be ahead of us to U-Turn 'em, Will," Gary says witheringly. I'm starting to think Gary and Will are "friends" because they're the only ones who can put up with each other. And Kelley says on the train platform that if it comes up, "Sorry, we're gonna have to use it." Josh and Brent make it to the Pit Stop in fifth place before the second train even arrives. "We started out five and we're still at five," Brent says as they hug.