Amazing Race
Amazing Race

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Miss Alli: A- | 490 USERS: C+
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I'll stop the world and melt down with you

Ken and Gerard, fresh from their latest tire-changing fiasco, reach the Roadblock clue. They head out on their boat. When they pass Teri and Ian coming in, Gerard asks Asshat if they know what happened to Flo and Zach. Ian tells Gerard that FloZach was just getting on the bikes when Asshat was leaving.

Speaking of the FloZach cab, Flo is looking seriously rough. Puffy, red-faced...if you give me the flu for about three weeks, that's about how I'd look. Zach tells her to relax, and they'll just get there when they get there. She continues to stare miserably ahead. It makes me think of that guy in The Karate Kid, going, "Get [her] a body bag! YEEAAHHH!"

Spastic shots lead us to Asshat, disembarking from the sampan. As they walk toward a cab, Ian voices over that he has realized over the course of the race that he's "a bit too overbearing at times" with regard to his wife. You know, I've spent thirty years screaming at the television, but this is the first time I've started to believe it might work. Yay! Next, I'm going to tell all the chicks on Joe Millionaire not to believe the guy when he tells them he's rich. Anyway, Ian gives his wife credit for being "tougher than [he] ever expected her to be." I have to say, I've met Teri, and I wouldn't want to be the Burger King cashier who messed up her order, if you get my point, so I'm inclined to think Ian is probably right in that statement. He says he's really proud of her, and then he grabs a cab and they take off.

Amazing Race

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