Amazing Race
Amazing Race

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Zach and Jill went up the hill

On the train, Flo walks up to Ken and Gerard, who are sitting -- with Ian! Ew! Zach is elsewhere, asking directions to the Lindenhof for when they get off the train, so he manages to miss out on this little powwow. Gerard quizzes Flo on the state of things between her and Zach -- are they boyfriend/girlfriend or what? She coyly remarks that they're just friends. "Flo, I'm telling you, don't let him get away," offers Ian, a clear authority on quality relationships. "Zach is a hell of a nice guy," he continues. "He puts up with all your bullshit, too." Heh. Yeah, that's actually fairly astute for a guy who apparently hasn't heard about any of the advances women have made in the last two or three hundred years. I suppose even stopped clocks are right twice a day and so forth. "Would you rather Drew?" Gerard asks her. She grins. "Oooh!" the Bald Snark comes back. "He's hot." This becomes Kenny's new refrain: "Drew's hot. Flo's hot. Flo's hot, Drew's hot." It's like a Dr. Seuss book. With some really funky and inappropriate drawings, I would expect. Somewhere in an interview, Flo comments that officially, she's on the trip with Zach, but Drew? Not too shabby, especially considering that he doesn't have the hair issues or the raincoat.

After Flo takes a little more "Drew's hot, Flo's hot" from Ken and Gerard, Ian adds that it's "chili pepper time." Now, see? Up until that moment, he had managed to socialize with moderate success for fully ten or fifteen seconds. But "chili pepper time"? Ew. In a Bald Snark interview, Kenny remarks that, considering his close relationship with Flo, he might have to "kick Drew's ass." This cracks Gerard up, not surprisingly. Tense music accompanies close-ups of Drew and Zach. Are you engrossed in the tantalizing story of Flo and Drew? Yeah, me neither. Wake me up if there's nudity.

It isn't until everyone is off the train in Zurich that the other teams realize Jill and John Vito have been there the whole way. The group emerges from the train station in one mega-bunch, as Gerard notes, and they make it to Lindenhof, the officer, and the underground vault at essentially the same time. And when they get there? Detour.

Amazing Race

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