John Vito's gigantic arms ask Jill whether she feels all right with doing the kayak, and she says yes. What she actually says is, "I can fuckin' paddle." See what I mean? She's a pistol, but don't tell her I said so, because she would hurt me. I'm not sure she's actually going to have to touch the paddles anyway. Kenny, meanwhile, searches for a vest that fits him. Man, he's not that big of a guy, either. They ought to have a vest that will fit him. Bastards.
The WaveRunner teams zip around thinking about how cool they are, and how much they belong in a commercial for Hawaiian Tropic. Oh, and intermittently, they look for the clue. Heather puts her hand up to shade her eyes in a way that you know she thinks is extremely picturesque. "Take! My! Picture!" you can almost hear her thinking. In an interview, Arianne complains about how big the lagoon was, illustrating once again that she does not understand detours. Of course it was big, hon. That's what makes it a real choice. Flo and Zach find the clue first. Phil explains that after they find the clue, the teams have to land their vehicles at a beach club, where they'll pick up Jeeps that they'll drive forty-three miles to pick up a ferry to Cozumel, and then they'll head for Chankanaab Park. Wow, that's a lot of steps. There are some of these teams who I'm pretty sure must have read the clue a lot of times and quite possibly written it down on their hands to remember to do that many things in a row.













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