Flo and Zach de-boat. As he walks away from her, she calls out to him. "He-LLO?" You see, he has to take her bag. Because she can't climb out with her pack, even though that's what he just did. You know, I think this is why I like Jill. At least she's not pulling this crap every five minutes. Carry my bag, give me a ticket because I'm crying, yakkety yak. It's a real drag. Once they're out, they grab a red Jeep and speed off into the great beyond, never to be seen again. No, not really. I only wish.
Back at the WaveRunners, Arianne and Aaron and Heave meet up and go looking for the clue together. Doesn't make any sense, but hey, we'll go with it.
Meanwhile, Ken and Gerard are paddling. "I felt like the Queen of the Nile in the back of the kayak," Kenny voices over enthusiastically. The fellas find the clue and get going.
Aaron and Arianne and Heave find the clue. "We're going to Cozumel!" Aaron yells. Because it just can't be said enough: Shut up, Aaron.
Elsewhere, Jill and John Bon Appetito are continuing to kayak. They're having trouble actually locating the clue. Kathy and Michael, on the other hand, find it and get rolling in a jiffy. When Jill and John Vito see the returning Heave and Aaron/Arianne on their WaveRunners, they decide to THUNK it and quit the detour in the middle and go for the other route. I have to say, it's hard to know exactly without seeing it from their point of view, but I think that is almost always the wrong move. I find it very hard to believe that quitting midstream is likely to be faster than just sticking with what you're doing, almost ever. Sigh.
Aaron, Arianne, and Heave dock their WaveRunners and take off, as do Michael and Kathy and Gerard and Kenny. Aaron is wearing the ugliest shorts/swim trunks I have ever seen. They're kind of pink and red in some sort of hideous blotchy print. My goodness. I have to think it's better to look like an Abercrombie & Fitch campaign than to look like you just got out of prostate surgery and received inadequate bandaging. Meanwhile, Jill and John Vito return the kayak and go for the WaveRunner. A random shot of Flo and Zach enthusing over being first is inserted, and then it's back to Jill and The Arms Of Destruction, heading off in the WaveRunner, lamenting what JV says is the "hour and twenty-three minutes" they wasted on the kayak. They don't appear to take too long to find the clue.













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