Amazing Race

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M. Giant: B | 1110 USERS: C+
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Playing Dirty

Zev and Justin hose each other down on the tarp (an unusual concession to cleanliness during a leg, but I guess the race is paying for those rental cars), and Justin interviews that he was beginning to think they might win this leg. Just now that occurs to him? He rushes them out of the changing tent before they're fully dressed. In fact, Zev claims he isn't wearing underwear even in this post-leg interview. "That's hot, "Justin says. Gary and Mallory hose off, and it's cold.

Jen and Kisha are a the mud pit, complaining about the cold. "And I don't do bikinis," Kisha adds. Jen interviews, "It was thirty degrees outside and I was in a diaper." They get right into it, though, and are soon filthy. "Guess I'll learn to keep my mouth closed," Kisha says, which tells us right away that something horrible has happened.

Kent and Vyxsin reach the railway station clue in eighth place. They'll be doing Frog of Luck, as will Mike and Mel. "I think it would be somehow satisfying to beat Jaime and Cara," Mike says. Or just Jaime. Speaking of those two, Jaime finally clips one edge of her target. She probably could have hit it more easily if she'd been allowed to tape a side-view mirror onto it. She and Cara are soon on their way. "Hopefully a comeback in the making," Cara says from her customary position in the back seat, on a unicorn that farts rainbows.

Flight Time and Big Easy are led into the pool at the foot of the waterfall and put through their paces by a younger, female sensei, enduring several dunks under the freezing water. Though it's not the kind of dunks they're used to, as they point out in an obligatory interview. Ron and Christina are doing the staffs while the Globetrotters marinate in the waterfall. When they're allowed to step out from under it, Big Easy loses his footing on what I'm sure is an uneven, slippery bottom and goes under for several seconds. "I want my mama!" he hollers when he comes back up. They return their staffs and, before heading back to the changing hut, grab the Amazing Purse left on a nearby rock. Which, of course, isn't theirs. Ron and Christina finish the Detour in fifth place (Ron comparing the force of the waterfall to "people throwing rocks at you") and they climb out. "We had a lot of evil spirits apparently," Christina says. And the worse news is that now her Amazing Purse isn't where she left it. The Globetrotters have already changed back into their clothes, and have apparently realized their mistake, but they just left Ron and Christina's Amazing Purse in the changing hut for Ron to find. Which is giving Ron quite a bit of undeserved credit, if you ask me. Christina is freaking out about their missing passports and money. "That would not be good to grab the wrong bag," Flight Time says as he and Big Easy get back in their car. I think he means "grab and drive off with," which would be worse. But this is bad enough that we go right into a commercial break.

Amazing Race

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