The moms come tearing up the path toward Phil, still hoping for the best. When they land on the mat, Phil tells them that they are Philiminated. They are sad, but say it's okay (doesn't everyone?). They talk about how proud they are, and how well they did. Somewhat strangely, they talk about how they wanted to do the race to prove to their kids that they can do anything. Phil looks bored as they prattle on. Adios, soccer moms. Say hello to your hooligans for me.
Executive Producer? Jerry Bruckheimer.
Note that in the bumper to commercial, we see Heather fall on her face again. Ah, good times.
Next week: Arianne proves that she's really cool and hip and happening by taking her top off, because women who "think inside the box" would never do that. Derek and Drew fight over who is prettier. Ian gets wet. Heh.