And then, through the magic of editing, it's over. Kevin's voice: "Come with me, come with me, okay, merci -- here you go, here you go, Emily, Emily, here!" (From this disjointed dialogue, you can tell that Kevin is the guy you want with you in this situation, more than obviously.) Through the entry, Fratilyesque make their way toward the flight. We get a three-shot of Rob, Drew, and Emily, talking to the camera. "It's just ridiculous," Rob says. Emily: "I mean, security everywhere, they're pushing people, screaming…" Rob: "They go so far as to step in front of Nancy and actually physically prevent her from moving." And that? Is just sad. Rob, again with the "just ridiculous." No kidding. "I'm really disappointed in them," Emily goes on. "I can see them doing that to other people, but not to my mom." In case you're wondering whether they really pushed Em's mom, look at her face here. She doesn't know what to say. They pushed her mom. Drew: "Why didn't they push Rob, or me, or Kevin?" Rob gives the hearty "word," and chews his gum like he would do anything for a heavy bag right about now. (Sounds impossible, but if you have it on tape, look at the gum-chewing. It's the angriest gum-chewing EVER.) Em: "They're probably scared of you all." Beat. Rob: "They should be now." Ooooooooh, Rob's busting out The Arm That Stomped Tokyo!

Kevin hurry-hurries everybody onto the flight, and…they're off. They're on their way to Lyon. Phil exposits that at almost the same time, Frank and Margarita got to London, and then a couple of hours later, Joe and Bill set off. And then, in one of those goofy twists that help keep things interesting, Lenny and Karyn manage to get a direct flight -- the only one anybody got all day -- that puts them into Rome in FIRST PLACE. After all that. Karyn is disbelieving that they're in the lead, and boy, so am I. I'm almost sorry I already called someone else Team Cockroach, because it would be perfect for them.