Amazing Race
Amazing Race

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Miss Alli: A | 842 USERS: B-
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The Guidos are evil

Learning that the Hoof opens at 10:00 and the Foot opens earlier, Lenny and Karyn head for the Foot. At the Foot, they find the clue, which tells them to "take a train to Castelfranco Emilia via Bologna." Remember that, because it's important. Anyway, when they get there, they're to head for an auto factory. They head for the train.

Hoof, about to open. Exciting music -- do you think something exciting will happen to justify it? Yeah, I know. Probably not. The teams waiting at the Hoof (which is everybody except Lenny and Karyn -- Guidos, Fratilyesque, and Danza) have to wait for the gate to fully drop before they can run for the clue. Lots of hovering over the gate as it drops. They wonder whether they can jump over. Uh, no, they're apparently told. Joe says they're going to "maintain some decorum" as the gate drops and they run for it. When that happens, Margarita is actually the first to make the dash. The Hoof people collect their clues. There is a frenzy for cabs to the train station.

And along here, we get our first shot of Rob in his blue-tinted sunglasses. Man, these are as bad as the hat. Okay, they're not as bad as ALL of the hats. They're as bad as the backwards baseball hat. They're not as bad as The Hat I Am Obsessed With Hating (hereinafter the Hating-Hat). But they're very…I don't know whether I want to say Elton John, or, like, Warren Zevon…I know! They look like something the one of the members of Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem would wear. Dude, Rob is in the Muppets' rock band.

Ironically, Margarita and Loud Pushy Frank are in their cab, talking about how "ugly this thing is getting," and the fact that neither of them wants any part of it. Considering all the yelling Loud Pushy Frank was doing earlier in the race, I find this kind of shocking, but they seem to mean it. They say, almost in unison, "I don't want any part of that…"

Fratilyesque at the train station, followed by Frank and Margarita, then the Guidos. Bill and Joe yell at each other about getting on the train. Ha! "Oh, I hope they miss it!" Bill yells, still completely obsessed with the other teams rather than being focused on the race. "We should be so lucky!" yells Joe, who is also completely obsessed with the other teams rather than being focused on the race. Funny thing, that.

Amazing Race

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