2:24 AM (sheesh, brutal timing!). Kevin and Drew open the clue, which tells them to go to the Palace Hotel in Tunis. How far? Three hundred miles (there's that Standard Taxi Distance again). First task is to find a cab, and there aren't many. Drew and Kevin stand on a very dark street, and Drew comments that while this is a "very dead street," it's also "the main street." Kevin: "If this is the main street, we're in big trouble."

2:46 AM. Team Guido leaves. As they walk down the street, Bill says, "Do you see Kevin and Drew?" (Incidentally, let's just call that Team Guido Obsesses Over Other Teams, Part 1.)

Kevin and Drew, meanwhile, are wondering whether wandering the streets is actually such a hot idea. There look to be no cabs, but they don't know what else to do. In an interview, Team Guido comments that "the other competitors are realizing that they haven't played maybe as smart as we have." (TGOOOT, Part 2.) Cut to Bill, saying to Joe as they walk down the dark street, "It's nice to be back in civilization again, isn't it?" Right on, ass, because those people out in the Sahara Desert? The ones dancing and singing and partying while you pouted in the shade? They clearly are "uncivilized." Sometimes I wonder whether Bill realizes that he's talking out loud, and that other people can hear him besides Joe. Maybe he thinks that the matching outfits give them magical powers to speak only to each other.

Drew: "The Guidos…" Kevin: "They're doing fine, they're -- they're -- they don't make a lot of mistakes, but at the same time, we do everything quicker than them." I don't know if I'd go that far, Kevin, but lately, it's true that Shower-Fresh has been getting the drop on the Guidos. Back to Guido. Joe: "They're totally distracted, they're totally worried about 'Bill and Joe are doing this,' 'Bill and Joe are doing that,' they've been saying this all along, you know, 'there's something special about Bill and Joe.'" Man, Joe really needs to surrender the fantasy, because he's beginning to see himself in a somewhat supernatural way I'm just not comfortable with. Back to Drew: "We've pretty much beaten them every single time, to every destination, just about." Kevin: "They're not doing anything fantastic." Drew: "We're not that impressed with them." Ooooh, Guidos and Frats are gonna rumble!