Joe|Heidi and Carol|Brandy are at the farm, after Joe tells Heidi that a kitchen-related task is perfect for her. I hope that's because he sees her as a talented gourmet and not as "the wife." Heidi and Carol decide to work together. They start by getting the milk, and find the cows as Cord did, all lined up in their pens, ass out. Carol pats one that has a big, long blur over its tail, and for a moment I think there's a farmer or something standing there who didn't sign a release. But then the sounds of something wet slapping on the ground, accompanied by Carol's disgusted reaction, tells me that's not a person at all. Carol solo-interviews, "Give me the nice hotel with the nice restaurants and the clean sheets." Yeah, too bad there's no The Amazing Race: Luxury Edition. She wouldn't have cows kicking her in the hand on that show like she just did on this one, nosiree. The cow behind Heidi also takes a pixilated dump, to Heidi's unpixilated horror. But they both have enough milk now, so they're off to gather the eggs. Which are less likely to crap on or kick them.

Brent and Caite have arrived at the Road Block clue, and Brent decides to make the kuchen. "You got it, baby!" Caite hollers after him, and then hawks and spits on the ground in a manner totally unbefitting Miss Teen South Carolina. Realizing Brandy and Joe are watching her from a short distance away, she calls, "Sorry." I wonder if she also did that onstage during the pageant and nobody ever saw it because it was overshadowed by her verbal flub.