Carol and Heidi finish at about the same time, Heidi meeting up with Joe just before Carol gets back. "Readreadreadreadread!" Carol snaps at Brandy. In the car on the way to the Pit Stop, Carol says it would be a "moral victory" to beat Brent and Caite. Brandy doesn't even know what she's talking about until Carol does a rather weaker Caite impersonation than Jordan does. And then Brandy knows which team Carol's referring to, but even I'm not sure how that constitutes a "moral victory."

"You smell like ass," Brent informs the cow he's milking, as yet another one craps on-camera. Did the producers dose the animals with laxative or something?

Jordan and Jeff are at the farm, still in fifth place, and Jeff realizes he's going to have to take this one as soon as he reads that the required ingredients include a baker's dozen of eggs. "How many eggs are in a baker's dozen?" he asks Jordan rhetorically in a post-leg interview. "Jeff?" she says irritatedly, and we all know what that means. The woman doesn't know how many quarters are in an hour. Brent finishes the Road Block, so they're off to the Pit Stop in fourth place. Jeff looks distinctly nervous milking his cow. He deserves to get that condom kicked off his head, at least.

Back at Mirador, Dana and Jordan are opening their Detour clue in ninth place and opting for the llamas. "I know I'm going to be allergic to llamas," Dan says. As they return to their boat, they see Jody and Shannon's approaching. On board which Jody is telling Shannon, "Just focus on being positive and taking in all the sights and just enjoying the dickens out of it." How about focusing on GOING FASTER? They do this all the way up to the clue box, where they go for the llamas.

Jeff has finished the Road Block, so he and Jordan are heading for the Pit Stop, still in fifth place. Now Steve|Allie and Monique|Shawne are at the farm, in sixth and seventh respectively. Louie and Michael are on their way to the Road Block, but then drive right past it. "I say we keep going," Louie says as they pass the sign without bothering to even slow down and read it. "So keep our eyes peeled for the signage, "Michael says obliviously from the driver's seat. Then we get a nice close shot of the sign they just passed, which clearly reads, "Bienvenido Onces Cabanas Bellavista." Maybe it was the word "cabanas" that threw them.