Amazing Race
Amazing Race

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Miss Alli: B+ | 558 USERS: C+
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Everything Flo's downhill from here

4:55 AM. Derek and Drew. Wow, there are no good hints for me at all about who's who today -- nobody is wearing red or blue, at least that I can discern right now. They may have finally melted into one guy, who then just divided himself in half. It's some kind of dilution process. Anyway, I believe it's Derek who reads the clue telling them that their next clue is at Gletscherschlucht. You know, it's a good thing I make an extra ten bucks every time I have to spell a word with more than fifteen letters -- they should stay in Germany and Switzerland forever! Phil explains to us that this is the name of a big glacial gorge that's right in town in Grindelwald. The teams will hike into the gorge, where they will find that, off the path, there is a row of keys on hooks. They need to grab a key that will start one of the spoon-fed cars that will take them out of town. The twins note that the hours of operation for the glacier hike begin at 9:00 AM. Furthermore, only forty bucks are available. They have a bit of a funny moment about counting the forty bucks (which is in the form of two hard-to-count twenties), and then they take off. A heavily chopped-up voice-over from Drew indicates that he's single and ready to mingle. Even with Flo. Well, even with an unnamed member of another team, but I don't think he's talking about Jill, because John Vito would squish his head like an overripe peach, and I don't think he means Teri, because ew. In fact, Derek and Drew are waiting to "powwow with Zach and Flo."

Speaking of FloZach, here they are, taking off at 4:56 AM. Flo is certainly trying to make an impression on someone, because she looks totally different all of a sudden, like she just got back from the salon or something. Ah, what the presence of a boy who might be prettier than you are will do to a girl. As she and Zach walk off, Flo voices over that although Zach is "great" (read: "present"), Drew is "older" (read: "a model"), and "more grounded" (read: "did I mention he's a model?"). She goes on to say that Drew being "a little bit more sure of himself" is what she finds so very enchanting. Well, they do say that opposites attract. Blah dee blah, she lurves him, because he's purty, and quite honestly, no one cares. Except Flo. Because she cares passionately about everything, as long as it's about her.

Amazing Race

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