Everyone piles into their cars. FloZach quickly realizes that they can't find anything on the map at all, so they fall in behind Ken and Gerard, hoping for the best. Kenny smiles to himself that he "might try to shake 'em," but I don't think he's serious. Elsewhere, Asshat and the twins are looking for the zoo. JVJ is looking for the apartments too, and she reminds him that he needs to be careful driving on the left. They run into trouble navigating, and when they stop to ask for directions, Jill is told that it's "far." (Jill, incidentally, is wearing those red shorts with the white piping that were all the rage in about 1980 -- she looks like a million bucks, of course, because she's Jill, and she's not afraid to tie you up and set you on fire, in this or any other decade.) She gets a lady to show her on the map how to get to the apartments, but things are clearly hitting a snag for them.
You will not be shocked to hear that Derek and Drew, meanwhile, are arguing over the navigation. Teri and Ian are doing the same. He wants her to tell him for sure what to do, and all she can say is "I guess so." He tells her how much he hates it when she says "I guess so," and she points out that if she doesn't in fact know, she can't very well tell him she does. Furthermore, I'll add that if she didn't know and she told him she did, he would be all over her later if she turned out to be wrong. "Why didn't you just tell me you didn't know?" and all that. So she has a point.
FloZach and the Bald Snark arrive in the general vicinity of the apartments at issue. There is some general discussion of whether they're at the right building, and then they pull in and park. Both teams run into the building, with Ken teasing FloZach about having piggybacked on the Bald Snark all the way from the gardens.
Jill and John Vito are still lost. Ugh. They stop and ask for directions. "Oh, no, the other way," the gas station guy tells Jill. Ugh again. They get going in the right direction again.
The twins are out in front of Asshat on the way to the zoo. (In case you ever wonder whether I have the coolest job ever, ask yourself how many people will ever get to write a sentence like that.) Derek, again, is yelling at Drew, again, about directions, again. "Get an indication of how far it is! Look on the map and determine how far it is! I'm sick of this!" Sheesh. Happy birthday to you too, Mr. Grumpypants. While they're bickering, Teri and Ian pass them. Derek and Drew fall in behind them and follow when they head left for the zoo entrance.













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