In their cab, AirSteve and Dave are heading for the bridge. David and Jeff are also heading for the bridge, but according to the captions, they're behind AirSteve and Dave.

Tian and Jaree? Still lost. Actually returning to the starting point now, and getting more and more frustrated, and doing more and more bickering. "I guess we're just right back where we started from," Jaree says.

Commercials. I'm sorry, I obviously need more sleep. I think I just saw a commercial where Alfonso Ribiero waters his lawn and watches an old lady beat up a bunch of ninjas.

We return to the trials of Tian and Jaree. They seem to be getting on track now, but as Tian points out, they lost an hour and a half "because of [their] stupid bickering back and forth."

AirSteve and Dave pluck their clue for the boats. As they ride along a few minutes later, they agree that it's a beautiful day. "Gorgeous," says Dave.

"I'm fucking freezing," Tian complains. Hee hee. "Amsterdam sucks," she says bitterly. Oh, please. Like it's the city's fault you couldn't find a black olive at a Pizza Hut. Jaree -- undaunted, contrary, and doing her best -- happily says, "I like Amsterdam." Heh.

David and Jeff run to the bridge and get the boat clue. They note that there were no more clues in the box, so they're clearly in last place. They're lucky production remembered to leave one for them.

Tian and Jaree spot the museum flag at last. On the dock, Jaree rips the clue. She comments that she doesn't really want to play in cow manure, but Tian reasons that at least it will get her hands warm. Ew.

Kelly and Jon make their way toward the ranch. "Pooville, here we come!" Kelly calls out cheerfully. "That's the clowns, they played in the poo," she says as they see Al and ClownJon coming the other way. Both teams roll their windows down. "Did you play with poo?" BuffJon calls out. "Was it fun?" "Yep, yep," says ClownJon, and then everybody's off. Kelly voices over that the clowns are funny, and she likes them. When they reach the mythical Pooville, Kelly enjoys the white suit and goggles very much. "Hey, baby," she calls out to BuffJon with a sarcastic waggle of her hips, "I'm damn sex-ay." When they set out toward the pit, Jon sinks in almost immediately up to the middle of his shin. As he explains in an interview, this was a "nice juicy hole," which was just lovely. "This is poo quicksand!" he calls out. Jon makes the mistake of trying to scale the pile, which results in his getting hit with a wad of poo as it's being dropped on the top. "Oh, nooo!" he yells. "I got pooped!" Now, see, I loved them in that scene. They were good-humored and silly, which is really the only way to handle that task. I'm very conflicted about them.