Amazing Race
Amazing Race

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Miss Alli: B | 568 USERS: C+
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Like Madonna and Sean Penn, only more tiresome

Nuance pulls the clue, and they want the bricks. Hayden, however, is struggling with hers. And she keeps telling Aaron how she's struggling, which I'm sure will help a lot. Nothing improves your productivity like complaining. They unload their first load of bricks.

Jon tries to get his driver to move it a little, clearly now suspecting that they guy is either ripping them off on purpose, or he never had any idea where they were going in the first place. And in the Hornio cab, El Hornio says he has some wicked intent toward Nuance, but he declines to say precisely what it is. I'm sure it's not that interesting, since it's...you know, him.

Up at the Detour, Freddy and Kendra are loading up their bricks. Hayden is struggling mightily with the load on her wee shoulders. She actually manages to make the taking of baby steps something that makes her boobs vibrate conspicuously. That is impressive. And some guys are sitting around laughing at them, which is excellent. It might be the boobs, though. Some guys do laugh uncontrollably. As, like, a defense mechanism. Anyway, for some reason, Kendra suddenly gets incredibly angry at Freddy out of nowhere, which I didn't understand at all. I begin waiting patiently for a brick to fall on her toe. Except for the part about "patiently."

In the Jon and Kris cab, he's expressing his anger over the driver having said, "Okay, okay, okay," when obviously, as he says, "it's, like, ten blocks in the wrong direction, okay, okay. It's not okay, okay." And of course he took some shit this week for either making that up, which he didn't, since the driver said "okay, okay, okay" when they got in the cab, or for saying it in some kind of accent, which he didn't.

Hayden notes that they've done 148 of their bricks. Freddy tells them as he passes them that it would actually be easier if they would "use less bricks," by which he means "fewer bricks," but he's still right. Among other things, too many bricks gives you Hayden and her Festival of Whining, and even if that didn't disrupt your efficiency, it's something I think it's safe to say anyone would avoid if at all possible.

Kris and Jon have now figured out that their driver "totally overshot it," which is how they got so lost.

Hayden is still complaining about how much the bricks weigh, telling Aaron that she's carrying too many. Why she thinks she lacks the authority to just PUT SOME DOWN, I do not know, but she doesn't do that. She just keeps doing what he apparently wanted her to do and bitching the entire time. I just fail to understand why she appoints him the King of the Task, rather than just saying, "This is too many bricks; I'm going to not carry so many at once, because I'm moving so slowly that I think it's counterproductive." Even if she couldn't muster the word "counterproductive," I'm thinking she could get the point across.

Amazing Race

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