Back in the square, Nary and Jamie get the clue sending them to the auction and hurry away before they're seen. The cousins are close behind, and Stacy takes this one. Mark is walking Rachel through their calculation, and then runs over to collect his clue from the Gaucho. He's mad at himself for forgetting to round the last decimal the first time around, while Rachel's just happy to have gotten a clue. Bopper tells Mark it's okay while Brendon tries to get Rachel back into her backpack straps while she's stressing abut how they're going to get a taxi now. "You know I'm not smart as you!" Rachel whines. Oh, my God, could you just plug your Black Hole of Need (Rachel's Annoying Habit #6) until you get to the Pit Stop and off my screen? Soon Mark and Bopper are in a cab, but Brendon and Rachel are stranded by the side of the road as he explains that even though they knew their cab would only wait five minutes, Rachel insisted on running back to see if it was still here. Rachel gets all weepy about being blamed on camera. "You promised you wouldn't!" she wails, which is one of those throwaway comments that you just know has a whole eye-rolling backstory, like a href="http://cdn.optmd.com/V2/62428/231200/index.html?g=Af////8=&r=www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-office/" target="_blank">The Office used to do so well. The result: Brendon has to deal with her second meltdown in as many minutes. Hence, Rachel's Annoying Habit #4: completely losing her shit whenever something doesn't go her way, and Rachel's Annoying Habit #5: grinding the entire world to a halt with her histrionics. A two-fer!
We meet again them after the ads as Brendon tells her to get back into the game. "You have a booger on your nose," she sobs. Brendon thanks her for the tip. Finally they get a cab and Rachel sits there dead-eyed while Brendon delivers his latest apology for once again failing to sufficiently enable her bullshit.
Team Army Wives and the Border Patrol are in the cab race and then the final sprint into the park where Phil is waiting with a soccer player, but it's Other Rachel and Major Dave who run to the mat first, although Other Rachel doesn't stop until she's in Phil's arms. The soccer player welcomes them to Buenos Aires, and Phil tells them they're Team Number One again, and have won a trip to Grenada. Other Rachel is even more worried about having a target on their back, but is still happy about having the Express Pass to fall back on. Just like she said at the beginning of the leg.