Chip and Kim find the second box first. "Just be as fast as you can," Colin tells Earl. Christie taps her mouth with her fingers. Chip and Kim are still wandering in the maze. And there they are, finding the first box and pulling out the picture. They head out, stick the picture up on the board, and head for the second box. And also, just for the sentimental among you, Chip calls her "Booby." Hee. They wander, sure that Colin and Christie will be there anytime. They find box number two, though, and they scurry out of the maze. They open the box and take out the last clue. (Crowd: "YAAAAAAY!") The clue tells them to head for the finish line at Trammel Crow Park. They run toward their taxi.
Colin and Christie pull into the maze, and your brilliant, ass-kicking show does not neglect to show you that Colin and Christie and Chip and Kim pass each other. Is it close? Oh, yes. It's close. "That might have been them," Kim says. "Where, in the town car?" Chip asks. Indeed, Colin jumps out of the town car, and Kim spots him. Chip asks his driver how long it will take to get to the park, and the driver says that he's not sure -- there's traffic on Fridays. No, not Friday traffic!
Colin and Christie pull the maze clue, while in their cab, Chip and Kim wonder whether Colin and Christie will kick the maze's ass by being "more logical." I fear that is possible. Indeed, Colin has a plan for the maze -- keep track of which way you've gone, and look above you to get your bearings. They find box number one.
Chip and Kim hit traffic. Like, a lot of traffic.
Brandon and Nicole arrive at the maze, and they and Colin and Christie actually conk into each other running around. Colin and Christie find the second box. (Crowd: "BOOOOO!") They get their final clue and leave. In the town car, they tell Earl that he has to go fast. In fact, Colin specifically mentions driving on the shoulder. What ever happened to obeying all local laws? Didn't there used to be something about that? Feh. They take off.
Chip and Kim sit in traffic. Earl pulls onto the shoulder, honking and driving along past the stopped traffic. (Crowd: "BOOOOOOOOO!") Chip comments that Colin and Christie could be finding a faster way as we speak.
Chip and Kim sit in traffic. Colin and Christie speed along the shoulder.
Traffic lights! Cars! Traffic! Earl says it's not far! Colin gives directions! I can't take it. AIIIEEEEEE!
We swoop across a green park, and -- there's Phil! It's the finish line! Phil is on the red mat! We cut to our usual shot of the empty road, waiting for someone to drive into it. Will it be the van taxi being driven by Chip and Kim? Will it be the evil Town Car of Earl? What will it be? What will it be?