Oh, but here's the kicker. The icicle to the heart. Donetsk, USSR. That's a bad way to start any story. And old couple is being told of their son's sad demise in proud service of his motherland. "He would be proud to have his baby back home," says he KGB agent. "Where he belongs." Baby Oscar cries out. Let us all hope he never finds out that Cuba was on the table.
Back in Philly, the cops are called to the crime scene, where a young woman sits dead in her car, syringe strapped to her arm. Agent Stan approaches the scene, confirms the identity of Joyce Ramirez, and shakes his head. He got beat on this one.
Joe R is officially in it for the wigs. He can be reached for lavish praise and nothing but at firstname.lastname@example.org.