Anna Nicole Show

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Better Homes and Candies

Kim says more about the house-hunting process: "The thing about Anna is she knows what she likes. If she doesn't like something, she's gonna tell you. She's not gonna settle. I mean, this is a house." Kim? You can shut up now.

Anna decides the house is too small, and goes back out to the black SUV. She sits behind the wheel and asks that someone teach her to drive. Whatever it is she's on, she should not be behind the wheel. Not even behind a Big Wheel. She shouldn't even spin the big wheel on The Price Is Right. Howard comes up to her and says excitedly that some kids just asked if they were filming a porno. Anna is all, "Oh yeah, I'm doing a porno with, one, two girls, and five guys, yeah, I'm doing a porno with seven people, and my dog. Fun porno. Woo!" Her boobs are big, yo.

Anna, Anna, glamorous Anna, Anna Nicole! We have commercial.

Everyone is back in the SUV. Anna pops out of the top and says, "Woo-hoo, road raaage!"

Outside another home, Anna says helpfully, "Did you see all the gates? Like, no one could get in!" It's such a big world outside, Anna. Such a biiig world.

Inside House #2, Anna readjusts her top and says that "these bad boys are trying to get out." She touches each breast and says, "Stop! That! The twins." As if we didn't know.

Ohhh, the house has a big fridge! Good, 'cause everyone thinks she likes to eat. Oooh. Can she have some watermelon?

Anna goes upstairs and flops down on a bed. She needs help getting up. Kim and Rezar each grab an arm and pull and tug her off.

Anna crawls on another bed, with nipple-icious pink pillows. Howard says, "Anna, that isn't your bed." Shut up, Howard. "Piiink! Piiiink! Frilly pink, my favorite color! I love it. I just love it so much." She flops face-down and humps the bed. Then she grabs the headboard and humps some more. Wow. She really loves pink. I mean, she looooves pink.

Anna climbs into a bathtub, heels, jeans, boobs, and all. Howard says that the tub is a little dirty. Anna says she "likes dirty tubs." Ew. She slides in, and Howard asks, "Isn't there a video of you doing something like this?" Wow. Meta. And shut up, Howard. She puts her high-heeled feet up and says this is the one for her.

Anna Nicole Show

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