Then, off-camera, Anna "uses her powers of persuasion" on Kimmy to get her to ride Goliath, a bigger roller coaster. They all get on, and Kimmy looks absolutely miserable. AbMis. Kim starts to cry on the ride. When they get off, she cries so much that a little boy looks concerned. They look at the photos from the ride -- Anna looks psyched, but Kim's face is screwed up, eyes shut, mouth turned down. How horrible! Then Daniel complains of feeling sick too. I root for him to barf. He walks stiffly. Anna asks Kim if she gave him a Dramamine, and Kim confirms that she did. They look at another ride, the Dive Devil, which looks pretty cool. They strap you into a swing thing, lift you up, then let you soar out into the air. Kim begs not to go, but gets roped into doing it again. Anna, Howard, and Kimmy have at it. Kim says, "This is where I take my exit." They fly out, and you can hear the sound of wind rushing on their microphones. After the ride is done, Anna says she "squashed [her] breasts!" Drink. Kim says that "maybe it was good [of her] to face [her] fears." Yeah, maybe. Or maybe it would have been fine for you to stay on the ground and watch, too.
Anna, Anna, glamorous Anna, Anna Nicole!
Hey, Anna has to go back to the dentist. She "has the worst luck!" More drilling. Boring.
And next time, Anna and Kimmy drive around a race course, Anna pole-dances, a guy from the Howard Stern show nuzzles Anna's breasts, and Anna rides in a parade. Great.













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