He and Daniel sit back down at the table. Howard says, "This is bullshit." Um, dude? Why didn't you knock on the door right then, catching them in the act? Why didn't you have this E!ting Contest IN THE HOUSE, instead of out in public? And why are you such a yutz? Anna and Kim return and disingenuously ask what they all were doing. Kim says they were listening to hear if Anna puked. Anna, still in cute-cute mode, asks if Howard was trying to hear her "pee." Howard, king of all wimps, looks baleful and accusatory as he says he heard something, and that "a little birdy told" him something. Anna is all, "What? WHAT?" Dude, did you HEAR what Kim said when you sat down? He asks her to swear that she didn't throw up. Anna says, "NO!" and "Fuck you, Howard. If you can't trust me, what the fuck are you doing in my life." Um, he's profiting off of you? He works for you? He's your lawyer? And how contrived is this fight? Howard laughs and totally folds as he pretends like he wasn't pissed about this stupid eating contest. Anna repeats herself: Howard, get the fuck out of my life. He says if she wants him out, he'll get out. Fine. Fine. Good. Good! Go! He is! Well, then! Okay! Daniel and Kim totally pretend to be furniture and blend in with their surroundings in order to stay out of this mess. Yeah, that's healthy. A waiter arrives with more raviolis. Anna and Howard go another round of "what?" "What?" Anna is pissed off because Howard "think[s] she throwed up" and called her "a fucking liar." Howard, who I really, really hate, says bitterly, "Please. Please." Anna gives the only Annalogical response to this, which is, "What do you mean, 'please, please'?" The only logical response to that is, what do you mean what do I mean? Howard says, "Fine, Anna, you win. You get what you want." They do a few more lightning rounds of "this is bullshit," "no, you're bullshit," et cetera. Howard, a total liar, says he could "care less if [Anna] throw[s] up." Um, that's a lie. But Anna is making this about "something meaningful"; that's why Howard is bummed out now. Anna continues to deny throwing up. Howard says, "Let's just GO, then!" and throws down his napkin. Anna says Daniel won. They leave the restaurant.
Anna Nicole Show
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Anna Nicole Show