Apprentice: Martha
Apprentice: Martha

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Keckler: B- | 501 USERS: C+
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In the kitchen, Bethenny asks Leslie who she thinks should be sent home. Leslie fake-hedges, but finally says that Ryan came up with the concept that sucked, and that Marcela is wonderful, but she doesn't know what she really did.

Deck. Ryan and Marcela bitch about the stupid video that had nothing to do with the concept, and that changing the concept itself so late in the game was a very bad decision.

Kitchen. Leslie says, "I was like, 'Look guys, love you both, but you're gonna have to step it up.'" Leslie confessionals that their problem was a lack of creative ideas. In the kitchen, Leslie works up a right old rant: "And those two tasks that Ryan won? He won because of me. I mean, HEL-LO -- had I not been on that team, he wouldn't have won those tasks. I mean, hello? Reality?" Leslie is actually gibbering in a way that reminds me of one of my favorite GOB scenes. You FOX bastards -- you killed my show!

Conference room. Martha asks Leslie why they lost. Leslie admits that Primarius had a superior concept and was able to effectively communicate that concept to the GMites better than her team could. Martha gestures at the TV screen and says, "Well, I'd like to show it to you." Why? It's their concept; they know what they did. I don't think they need to relive it. "Is that a...bed there next to the car?" Martha asks. "No, that's the table," Alexis says wearily. "Oh, that's a table," Martha repeats. Shut up, Martha; you knew there was a table in the shot because the GMites told you about it. Stop pretending not to get it. Charles puts in that their general concept could have been cute and clever if it weren't for the total suckage of the execution. Man, their execution was so bad...how bad was it? Their execution was so bad that if it we were in England, Anne Boleyn would still have a head! Thank you Washington, D.C. and goodnight!

Apprentice: Martha

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