At Trump International Hotel, Team Primarius climbs out of their car and shrieks. Ryan says they are going to be having dessert at Jean-Georges with Trump and Melania. Ryan pretends not to remember Trump's name since he just wants to see Melania. We learn that Primarius and Trump will be having dessert, during which I'm sure Melania will just play with her clean fork and sip a glass of water. And just dessert? Whatever again. Can you say "a four course meal paid for by AOL Time-Warner"? And if you don't believe me, it's on tape. The Biography Channel was filming the Zagat's episode there and Mathra and his beautiful checkerboard plate of tuna and yellowtail got interviewed. The restaurant has been emptied for their little get-together and, as Melania and Trump are led in, Ryan's eyes bug and he grabs for his water glass. They chitchat about how great Martha is. Trump's phone rings and Trump answers, "Hellooo?" sounding for all the world just like Billy Crystal talking to his pet calf in City Slickers. Martha hopes her winners are getting enough to eat, and Trump says she's got a crew of really good-looking contestants. Carrie's really big hair, which seems to be inflating by the minute, confesses that it was surreal to have Trump and Martha talking about them. The desserts come in and everyone, except Melania, eats. "Would anybody like to work for me?" Trump jokes.
Episode Report CardKeckler: B- | 412 USERS: C+
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