As the rest of Matchstick walks into their kitchen, Weather Girl Shawn calls them up and orders them to nix any cupcake dreams they might have been cherishing and to go for cakes that have pink icing on the outside. Dawn confesses that she hopes Shawn's research has put them on the right track. As Bethenny the Banana Bitch grosses me out by wearing a tank top in a kitchen, the Matchstick bakers discuss shapes. Bethenny says something about ovals and diamonds being in. Dawn says she prefers a classic round shape. "We're doing oval, that's decided," Bethenny says. Dawn walks off to change into a chef's coat. Marcela explains that the cake is going to be in four oval layers with a pink ribbon around each layer. Matchstick's assigned professional baker stacks cake pans and asks Marcela if she likes the ovals off-center (the layers look like an oval staircase). Marcela likes it. Dawn confesses that they are limiting their market and going narrower and narrower in focus by making such a high-end cake. She can't say anything because her team won't listen to her. Weather Girl Shawn sits back in YET ANOTHER green shirt with YET ANOTHER raised collar with YET ANOTHER Carrie Bradshaw rosette, props her high heels on her desk, and says they are going to "kick some heinie on this task." Oh, but you know what they say: heinie goes before the fall. After Weather Girl Shawn nonchalantly pops a power bar into her mouth, being ever so careful not to muss her iridescent lipstick, Charles checks in on them. "We're on the road to greatness -- if we don't win this one, you have my word you can fire me personally," Weather Girl Shawn boasts. Charles just looks at her with interest. Charles confesses that Shawn was being foolish to make such a statement: "You know, sometimes you get what you wish for." Cut back to a close-up of Weather Girl Shawn laughing hyena-ishly.

Over at Primarius's kitchen, Howie said they decided to go traditional with a five-tiered wedding cake. Primarius' professional baker tells the team, "You have to move -- you have no idea how much is left to do!" The research team returns and learns that Howie had expected them to also find a cake stand as part of their presentation shopping. Howie -- with scary neck cords threatening to bust out and frost everyone with blood -- yells at Sarah, who yells back that he sent them to an "ASIAN WEDDING CENTER!" Howie calls her a liar! More shouting! More swearing! Dawna, in her squeaky Skeletor voice, tries to get them to calm down!