And she rocks it. She's got that perfect TV infomercial voice, where everything just impresses the shit out of her. Like, "who'd have thought modern science could ever invent something that could wind our hose for us?!" She's perfect, and according to Ryan, the sales are reflecting that. We see Martha fakely sitting at a fake conference table, fakely watching the (admittedly real) QVC show. She is now officially the most formally dressed woman ever to watch QVC ever, though I think I would have killed to have seen Martha Stewart in her bathrobe and slippers, lounging on her couch, watching QVC, and kicking a little Irish into her morning coffee. Leslie and Host Lady continue the presentation, with Amanda providing the demonstration of the awesome coiling power. Ryan, from the control room: "Amanda, stay out of the shot." Heh. Ryan interviews about how whenever Amanda was onscreen, the sales would drop, and then we see the sales graphics plunge like it's Black Monday. It's hilarious to think about. Like people are watching QVC, thinking about ordering the hose rewinder, then all of a sudden, "Oh, my god! That blonde lady! Change the channel!!" More footage of Leslie being all fake TV salesperson, more footage of Ryan handling the control room. It's all good for Matchstick. When it's over, Ryan applauds and Leslie and Amanda hug, which was nice to see, so long as you didn't change the channel, because: "Oh, my god!! Amanda!"

On to Primarius, where we see Dawna and Jim in their (fake?) driveway set, complete with the Soccer Mom Special vehicle, with the trunk open and everything.