Apprentice: Martha
Apprentice: Martha

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Keckler: C- | 396 USERS: C+
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Flow it out your ass!

It's now night, and Primarius tells their contractors what they want where. Amanda is thrilled with the results they see a few hours later, and asks what Howie thinks. Howie steps into the bathroom and says, "Uch!" He confesses that he thought the wallpaper in the bathroom was "pretty much disgusting. It was like Atlantic City on crack. I mean, it was godawful." It really is. It's this faux-metallic grey wallpaper that looks matte in most places but also has some patches of gloss metallic. It's weird and very industrial-looking. Atlantic City on crack is the best way to describe it. Not that I've been to Atlantic City or on crack, but Howie paints quite a picture, doesn't he? Other Primarius members hate the grey, and Carrie, in her Austin Powers vest, complains as she confesses in a sort of complessional, "I hated the grey -- I mean, I gave them a color palette and said, 'This works -- this is a no-brainer!'" "It's really industrial-looking," Carrie says to Sarah, who agrees. In a complessional, Jennifer rants, "Amanda is the one who picked out this prison grey -- it's such a dismal, bleak environment." Now hold on, I think they might be overlooking Amanda's genius here -- maybe she just wanted Martha to feel at home in the suite. ["Also, it's…the bathroom. Let's not lose sight of what goes on in there." -- Sars]]Jennifer continues to compless, "If Primarius Corp loses this task I would have to say Amanda is to blame." Primarius argues a bit about not being on the same page. Amanda orders them to stop thinking about the little details and instead to focus on their vision.

Apprentice: Martha

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