Emergency CocktailDawna is surprised at the Carrie choice. Bethenny believes that even if Carrie hates her, she'll do a good job, "because she's that type of person." Bethenny complesses some more about not having good choices because she's lost more than Dawna and therefore had to rip apart many more people. Yeah, and if that weren't enough to contend with, I hear there are certain people on the Internet who call her "Bethenny the Banana Bitch"!
3 oz. Oban whisky
There is no shake, just slug it and wait for sweet release.
The next morning, Dawna and Bethenny go back to the conference room. Bethenny must think that their next task is taking place either on the beach or in the dorm room showers, because why else would she be wearing WHITE FLIP FLOPS to a BUSINESS meeting?! Martha tells them they will be managing charity events. Bethenny will run an event called "Apple and Eve Presents the Big Apple Circus," which will benefit the Boys and Girls Club of America. Dawna will be in charge of the Liz Claiborne Fashion Show and Charity Benefit and her proceeds will go to Safe Horizon, a charity that helps victims of domestic violence. Bethenny and Dawna tell Martha which (im)Clones they want to bring back from the dead, and Martha tells them their team will be waiting for them downstairs. Martha says that Dawna and Bethenny will be driven around in a chauffeured Mercedes Maybach (she pronounces it "Mybock," and wasn't that the name of the Laughing Vulcan?), and adds that she can't wait to see what sort of shows they put on.
Bethenny exits the building and immediately climbs into and coos over her chauffeured car, which has these awful grey curtains that make it look like a hearse. "There she is," Hateful Jim says from the backseat of their car. Ryan rolls up his window. Carrie -- in the front seat, so her boobs can be the chauffeur -- just looks pissed. Bethenny doesn't even go over to talk to them -- a tactical error. If I recall, Kelly not only went over and talked to his chosen team, but he made a point of telling them all how much he loved them and how proud he was to have them on his team. Unsurprisingly, Carrie bitches about Bethenny getting into her car without even telling them where the hell they are going or what they're doing. Spinster's got a point. Dawna is actually shown to go to her team in order to greet them and tell them what they're doing and where they're going before she gets into her own chauffeured ride. Still confused about who is going to win this? Amanda confessionals how ecstatic she was for Dawna and how much she wants to see her win. Dawna confessionals that she has THE best team.