Apprentice
A Lonely Drive

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The angry young man

At 3:30 in the morning, Kendra is writing copy. And elsewhere, Bren is, too. And Bren's copy sounds...well, suffice it to say it has the phrase "brainchild of GM chairman blah blah blah," and that's not a good sign. Because in a brochure? No one cares. It's a sensible transition to move from Bren's copy to shots of everyone yawning in the offices. At 5:30 AM, Craig and Tana are snoozing at home. As the sun is coming up, Kendra is looking at a really cool purple-toned picture that is set up to make the definition of "Solstice" appear to be "object of desire." That dictionary-definition thing is, I think, really cool, and if Craig wanted a "theme," that's sort of it, and I'd be curious to know whether they knew that was what she was doing before they left. Because unless she came up with that idea at 3:00 in the morning or was keeping it from them, espionage-style, I don't know why there was so much bitching.

At 6:20 AM, we see that Alex is napping on the floor with his sweater sleeve covering his eyes. And he's snoring. Chris thanks Bren for staying up all night, and they scoff at Alex for being asleep. That amateur! "He's such a little sissy," Chris says dismissively. For, you know, sleeping. I certainly hope that Chris isn't going to do anything sissy-like for the rest of the episode! I certainly hope that Chris is going to embrace masculine stereotypes and be a pillar of steel in the face of adversity! Because that's what you're vowing to do when you start throwing around the word "sissy," I think. ["I would add that, if it's so 'sissy' that it bore commenting on, perhaps one of them might have woken Alex's ass up already, then, but what do I know." -- Sars] Kendra, meanwhile, leaves the Kaplan Thaler guys working on her brochure and heads back to the L-Pal to freshen up for the presentation. She interviews that the team "fell apart" on her, and "didn't believe in [her]," but she assures us that she created a brochure she's totally happy with, and on her return, was "on top of the world." When she's back at the L-Pal, she pokes her head into Craig and Tana's bedroom and tells them that she just got back, it's about 8:30, and the brochure is done. "I'm like a girl who just had sex," she says. "I've got like a silly grin on my face." And in about five minutes, all her clothes will be on backwards, so that will work perfectly. Tana and Craig pretend to be happy for her. Tana finds a foreign object in her bed, but that's really all I can tell you.

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