Up in the 7-Eleven offices, Synergy is being...fucking hilarious. They're all eating those awful sandwiches, which are two pieces of pizza smashed together with some lettuce or something, it's repulsive. They come in little plastic bags with the steam inside, like gross food on a hot day, and they look like microwave pizza, the grossest stuff in the world, and they are a pile of GERD waiting to happen. So here's what they all say.
Andrea: "Basically this sandwich is meant to be eaten...cold?"
Tammy: "This doesn't make me want to vomit."
Allie: "I'm a very picky meat eater, and...this turkey is quite delicious."
I've watched that part like a thousand times and I keep laughing these deep belly laughs, but I don't know if I can explain why that's so funny, because it's looking kind of flaccid on the page. Except you know how much I love Allie, and how you never know if she's fucking with you, or who the real Allie is, which is so much fun, and she's just so...Felisha was a good lead-up to this, last year. All the "my goodness!" and things of that nature. Jentethno too. But Allie, she's the real deal. "This turkey is quite delicious." HA!
Andrea tells us in no uncertain terms that she was Project Manager this week because she said so. "If it were up to me I'd be Project Manager on every single task." Hee, I love her! You get so much more slack from me if you are able to verbalize and laugh about being a freak. She's like, "I'm very fucking crazy...but it's funny." Sean makes funny faces at Andrea while Allie snacks on her quite delicious turkey. Andrea tells the team to brainstorm for the promo items, and they mention cups and key chains, and agree, and Andrea tells them they will be using hats. Like it's interesting, their prattle, but ultimately she doesn't want to hear their flapping gums, because: hats. Allie comes this close to telling Andrea to suck her dick, it's amazing. Tammy floats the idea that they should have the promo item link to the lunch in some way, like a can cozy or whatever, and Andrea says it's a great idea, but: hats. "Guys like hats. People want hats." Allie stares, Sean sucks his teeth.