Oh Jesus, and then Lou and Dayana enter, and Lisa loses her mind again when she realizes that Dee has been fired. She screams at them that they are both fucking useless. Well, at least she didn't call anyone a whore. This show is just full of horrible people. Except for Dayana and Clay, both of whom I enjoy immensely. Dayana is totally not stupid, and also the hottest woman on the planet, and has the magical gift of being able to keep her shit together always. And remember how Clay said that Victoria Gotti was hotter than Aubrey? That was truly the beginning of his redemption tour. Lou mouth-twitches, as is his custom, as he tells us he won't take Lisa's bullshit. And, credits. Oh, and then Arsenio Skypes with Magic Johnson about the challenge check, and Magic is like, "Thanks, I burp out $50,000 five times a day." No, kidding, he's very gracious and excited. Mobile testing units are a great cause. Was it against the rules for Arsenio to solicit a donation from Magic? Because, I mean, apparently he has him on Skype and all.
Executives from Entertainment.com are on hand! This is, I think, the online version of those crazy coupon books that you can buy at Christmastime, where you get twelve 20 percent discounts at a dry cleaner you never use. One for every month of the year! What a bargain. The contestants are charged with creating a 60-second commercial promoting the benefits of Entertainment.com, and particularly their mobile app. Ivanka and Don are the advisors, sparing us the trauma of having the two male Trump progeny terrifying us all episode long. Don Junior with his slimy little rat teeth is bad enough, but you throw in the other ghostly one and things get too gross to bear. I don't know what kind of relationship Ivanka has with her mother, but she should at the very least be bobby pinning her beehive every day in thanks for saving her all the good DNA. Those three siblings should partake in some testing to help solve the mystery of genetics. Dean and Melissa, the Entertainment.com executives, will judge the final product, and the winning project manager's charity will get 4,000 coupons to a particularly unimpressive local pizza place, 20,000 discounted movie passes and also $60,000. Dayana volunteers to be project manager for Forte without any discussion with her team, which of course puts Lampanelli in a rage. She compares Dayana to Evita, because Lisa thinks all South American countries are the same. Teresa is project manager for Unanimous, because by default she wound up being the sane one of that bunch.